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America's finest news source.
Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.
Cast: Len Cariou, Ken Takemoto, Steven Seagal, Larissa Laskin, Don McManus, Michael Bolton, Ahmed Ahmed, Brendan Fletcher, Daniel Dae Kim, Meredith Baxter, Jed Rees, Rodney Dangerfield, Ahmed B. Badran, Scott Klace, Barbara Pilavin, Sandy Kenyon, Orlando Seale, Brian Powell, Erik Stolhanske, Sarah McElligott
Writers: Robert D. Siegel (Writer), Todd Hanson (Writer)
Cinematographer: Maryse Alberti
Production Designer: Jon Gary Steele, Kevin Kavanaugh
Editor: Frederick Wardell
Composer: Asche & Spencer, Thad Spencer
Costume Designer: Casey Storm
Producers: David Miner, Gil Netter, Kevin Halloran
Production: The Onion
